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This is my site!!
I hate townies, Old people, dogs, pop music, boy bands, I like women, good films, music i.e. Feeder, Stereophonics, Paul Weller, Beatles, Foo Fighters. and Ocean Colour Scene. I also like life> |
Who am I?
My name is ? and I come from Wales. I am currently seeing someone, sorry ladies. I play the guitar but to honest Im pretty shit. I have a top class job in IT and drive a Lotus Elise. Kelly Brook constantly keeps asking me out but Im afraid Im tied up at the moment with other things. I believe that women have their place in the kitchen while men have their place on the couch watching the T.V. I also believe that Hardcore and stuiped blonde one hit wonders desrve to die a slow death because they are SHIT. Normal music has a place on this site not that computerised shit!!!! |
The picture of me has GONE!!!
This is my home page and it will devoted to music, videos, games, clothes and slagging my friends off. Bit of laugh actually. Well it will be when I can be arsed finishing the site!. |
Are you a townie? Then FUCK OFF!!!!
If you enjoy thinking your hard but really only weigh about two stone and have arms like match sticks this site is not for you. Because you are just a bunch of pricks. You walk around towns with no money because you are either too lazy or too thick to work. The only time you do start a fight it is always with people who are around four years younger than you or pissed out of their faces. You are all wankers!!! Please dear Lord let this scum die quickly". And dont let them ruin good brands like Henry Lloyd, Rockport and Classic Trainers. But before you go you bunch of townies I have one question> Why do you wear Big hiking boots, i.e. Rockports with a pair on tracksuit bottoms? No one knows what are you colour blind?
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Getting Rich with Me
All you need to do is open your own fake sex toy company. First put an add in the paper for the most dirtiest toy in te world I mean the most eye watering experiance going.
Then get your customer to send you a cheque payable to 'get you hands dirty,tm'The title of the cheque can mean anything to avoid an eye raising experince from the girl at the counter of the bank. After cashing the cheque send a letter to your customer saying that the product was not avalible. Compansate them with a cheque from your company, but with a different name like 'arse sex incorparated' Bet you any money that your customer will not have the balls to cash that cheque, to avoid the eye raising experience from the girl in the bank. At the end of the day it's legal and you were willing to give the money back but they didn't want to cash it.
Your £50 better off and they are too embarrssed to cash their cheque from your company.
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